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LifeStyle AV and condoms

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beojeff Posted: Fri, Sep 12 2014 4:30 PM

I'm not sure if LifeStyle AV realizes this, but there is a manufacturer of condoms in the US named LifeStyles. I sheepishly blush every time my secretary brings me a package from LifeStyles AV - wrapped with tape bearing the company's name. Today, my secretary finally accused me of getting a very large box of condoms. I won't repeat the lewd comment she made when I told her it was just a speaker mount.

Just something humorous to share with you this Friday!

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Leslie replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 4:41 PM

Hilarious, but your secretary is right because the package says Lifestyle(s) as you mentioned yourself?

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beojeff replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 4:44 PM

LOL. My typo: the packing tape does indeed say "LifeStyle AV" not "LifeStyles AV." Still quite similar, though, to get her confused.

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Leslie replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 4:52 PM

You're still able to change your typo Jeff and I will delete mine :-)

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beojeff replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 4:59 PM

I suppose it does put new meaning to the "BeoProtection Plan."

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Simonbeo replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 5:33 PM

Beo4 Play ?

Beo Century ,Beoplay V1, Beocenter 6, Ex-Beolit 12, Beotime , A8. Beolit 15 , Form 2i , Beolab 2000, Beoplay A3.Beosound 1

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Dave Farr replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 5:33 PM

The AV must stand for 'And Viagra'!

A good chuckle to end the week.

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Leslie replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 7:38 PM

Maybe I will order some at LifeStyles for my Beolab 6000/8000 and 1...

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Dillen replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 7:42 PM

Simonbeo:

Beo4 Play ?

Beo 4play ?

Martin

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Leslie replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 7:47 PM

Think he means Beo foreplay, sorry , bit naughty today but that's Jeff's fault.

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Simonbeo replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 7:52 PM

The remote control that comes with the V1 . The Beoplay Beo4 .

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@beojeff

Are they second hand LifeStyle(s)  - ehrm!

MM

There is a tv - and there is a BV

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beojeff replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 10:54 PM

Millemissen:

@beojeff

Are they second hand LifeStyle(s)  - ehrm!

MM

Gently used and pre-loved.

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tournedos replied on Fri, Sep 12 2014 11:41 PM
I have always detested sissy euphemisms such as "pre-loved" and "pre-owned". In truth, it is actually *used*. Somebody has had their wicked way with it Big Smile

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Made for this one? Whistle

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tournedos:

I have always detested sissy euphemisms such as "pre-loved" and "pre-owned". In truth, it is actually *used*. Somebody has had their wicked way with it --mika

I guess it's better than "been round the block a few times" or the "village bike" Beovision 7-55

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StUrrock replied on Sat, Sep 13 2014 10:55 AM

Will Lifestyle condoms be producing an XXL model?

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BeoGreg replied on Sat, Sep 13 2014 1:47 PM
Beware pure pornography.

Xxxx rated !

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elephant replied on Sun, Sep 14 2014 6:01 AM

Simonbeo:

Beo4 Play ?

you little Devil you !

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I wasn't even going to say what of you don't use condoms. Maybe lifestyle av is a safer choice Embarrassed
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