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Søren Mexico: Ƨcɑɽɑɱɑnɡɑ: Søren Mexico:SALAMI sALAMI IS A dANISH SPECIALITY CALLED rOSKILDE lANDEVEJ, mm VIL TRANSLATE
Ƨcɑɽɑɱɑnɡɑ: Søren Mexico:SALAMI
Søren Mexico:SALAMI
sALAMI IS A dANISH SPECIALITY CALLED rOSKILDE lANDEVEJ, mm VIL TRANSLATE
Yep. Classic JAT right there.
Your post looks like spam, - not Danish Spam though!
Ban boring signatures!
Last week I went to my doctor for my yearly check up, he told me to walk more. I have now moved my rum and my coke bottle to the kitchen (10 M) from the bar (5 M)
Collecting Vintage B&O is not a hobby, its a lifestyle.
Søren Mexico: Last week I went to my doctor for my yearly check up, he told me to walk more. I have now moved my rum and my coke bottle to the kitchen (10 M) from the bar (5 M)
M=yards
Søren Mexico: Søren Mexico: Last week I went to my doctor for my yearly check up, he told me to walk more. I have now moved my rum and my coke bottle to the kitchen (10 M) from the bar (5 M) M=yards
We haven't done a pounds to kilograms to stones conversion in awhile. By the way, over 30C here.
And look what I just saw, Jaff.
An End has a Start!
Søren Mexico:Last week I went to my doctor for my yearly check up, he told me to walk more.
Vik's doc told him to wa*k more.
Puncher: Søren Mexico: Last week I went to my doctor for my yearly check up, he told me to walk more. I have now moved my rum and my coke bottle to the kitchen (10 M) from the bar (5 M) An End has a Start!
Also quite a good SONG
Rich:We haven't done a pounds to kilograms to stones conversion in awhile. By the way, over 30C here.
+7°C and raining sideways, thanks for asking.
Rich:And look what I just saw, Jaff.
Love the "age 8 and up" for friends of a university.
--mika
Ha!
Puncher: Your post looks like spam, - not Danish Spam though!
Spamlami.
MM
There is a tv - and there is a BV
Ƨcɑɽɑɱɑnɡɑ: Søren Mexico:Last week I went to my doctor for my yearly check up, he told me to walk more. Vik's doc told him to wa*k more.
In fact he's taken to it so much that he's now known as The Wa*ker!
Now you know why my posts always come late
Ƨcɑɽɑɱɑnɡɑ: Rich:And look what I just saw, Jaff. Ha!
It's 9pm again, - it's starting to bug me!!
It reminds me of the BBT episode where Sheldon goes missing every afternoon for 20 mins and no one knows where or why!
Ƨcɑɽɑɱɑnɡɑ:Vik's doc told him to wa*k more.
Have you heard about the man that went to a doctor's? All right, I'll tell it anyway.
The man went to a doctor's.
- Doctor, I have terrible stomach pains.- Do you masturbate?- Erm...? sometimes...?- Great fun, isn't it!
tournedos: Ƨcɑɽɑɱɑnɡɑ:Vik's doc told him to wa*k more. Have you heard about the man that went to a doctor's? All right, I'll tell it anyway. The man went to a doctor's. - Doctor, I have terrible stomach pains.- Do you masturbate?- Erm...? sometimes...?- Great fun, isn't it!
Talking about 'ends'.
Here is something from the worldfamous danish rock/pop band Shubidua from the song Hvalborg:
Nå, men alting har en endeog en regnorm den har toHvalborg... havets tournedos
That should be a lesson to you about danish culture.
Easy to singalong with - even a cat can do that (meow, meow).
M🐱M
My favourite Doctor joke I heard first from Tommy Cooper, I'm sure you've all heard it but -
Man - Doctor, it hurts when I do this (Man moves relevant limb/body part etc).
Doctor - Well don't do it then!!!
It has served me well over the years with the wife and kids, every time they complain " it really hurt's when I ....................."
My, how they laugh and laugh!
Millemissen: Puncher: Søren Mexico: Last week I went to my doctor for my yearly check up, he told me to walk more. I have now moved my rum and my coke bottle to the kitchen (10 M) from the bar (5 M) An End has a Start! Talking about 'ends'. Here is something from the worldfamous danish rock/pop band Shubidua from the song Hvalborg: Nå, men alting har en endeog en regnorm den har toHvalborg... havets tournedos That should be a lesson to you about danish culture. Easy to singalong with - even a cat can do that (meow, meow). M🐱M
Translatying Hvalborg=Hvalborg
Google translate lost it on the last line!
Puncher: Google translate lost it on the last line!
Let Miss Google Trans read that for you!
Millemissen:Let Miss Google Trans read that for you!
Coming to an Eurovision song contest near you!
Puncher: Ƨcɑɽɑɱɑnɡɑ: Rich:And look what I just saw, Jaff. Ha! It's 9pm again, - it's starting to bug me!! It reminds me of the BBT episode where Sheldon goes missing every afternoon for 20 mins and no one knows where or why!
That was a good episode.
tournedos: Millemissen:Let Miss Google Trans read that for you! Coming to an Eurovision song contest near you!
Danish Transvestitie??
In German I would say:
European song contest ist mir Wurst.
Millemissen: tournedos: Millemissen:Let Miss Google Trans read that for you! Coming to an Eurovision song contest near you! In German I would say: European song contest ist mir Wurst. MM
EU song contest is a circus, may i present the bearded lady
Danish Transvestite - In German I would say: - ist mir Wurst.
Søren Mexico: Millemissen: tournedos: Millemissen:Let Miss Google Trans read that for you! Coming to an Eurovision song contest near you! In German I would say: European song contest ist mir Wurst. MM EU song contest is a circus, may i present the bearded lady
Conchita Wurst - easily the wurst Eurovision song ever, notwithsatnding she had a wurst in her pants!!
Puncher: Ƨcɑɽɑɱɑnɡɑ: Søren Mexico:Last week I went to my doctor for my yearly check up, he told me to walk more. Vik's doc told him to wa*k more. In fact he's taken to it so much that he's now known as The Wa*ker!
Sorry I'm late.
Out having a wa*k.
Søren Mexico:EU song contest is a circus, may i present the bearded lady
Another type of great fun - I watch it every time!
I guess Conchita is the competitor from Mexico for this years ESC - right Søren?
vikinger: Puncher: Ƨcɑɽɑɱɑnɡɑ: Søren Mexico:Last week I went to my doctor for my yearly check up, he told me to walk more. Vik's doc told him to wa*k more. In fact he's taken to it so much that he's now known as The Wa*ker! Sorry I'm late. Out having a wa*k.
It's free and they can't do you for it!!
Puncher: Søren Mexico: Millemissen: tournedos: Millemissen:Let Miss Google Trans read that for you! Coming to an Eurovision song contest near you! In German I would say: European song contest ist mir Wurst. MM EU song contest is a circus, may i present the bearded lady Conchita Wurst - easily the wurst Eurovision song ever, notwithsatnding she had a wurst in her pants!!
Translating: Wurst= Salami, only smaller
Translating:
'ist mir Wurst' = 'I could not care less'.
tournedos: Søren Mexico:EU song contest is a circus, may i present the bearded lady Another type of great fun - I watch it every time!
A few years ago it was great fun because the UK TV commentator used to take the mick in a big way whilst ever so slowly getting p1ssed over the course of the evening, he was really funny - funny enough to put up with the dross he was talking over and listen to his take on proceedings.
Unfortunately he retired/was replaced with a pale imitation, under instruction not to be quite so controversial/funny! Unfortunately he succeeded in his mission in a big way!!
Søren Mexico: Puncher: Søren Mexico: Millemissen: tournedos: Millemissen:Let Miss Google Trans read that for you! Coming to an Eurovision song contest near you! In German I would say: European song contest ist mir Wurst. MM EU song contest is a circus, may i present the bearded lady Conchita Wurst - easily the wurst Eurovision song ever, notwithsatnding she had a wurst in her pants!! Translating: Wurst= Salami, only smaller
Exactly!!!
Puncher: Søren Mexico: Puncher: Søren Mexico: Millemissen: tournedos: Millemissen:Let Miss Google Trans read that for you! Coming to an Eurovision song contest near you! In German I would say: European song contest ist mir Wurst. MM EU song contest is a circus, may i present the bearded lady Conchita Wurst - easily the wurst Eurovision song ever, notwithsatnding she had a wurst in her pants!! Translating: Wurst= Salami, only smaller Exactly!!!
Now you know what the means when they say "may I taste your Salami"
Søren Mexico: Puncher: Søren Mexico: Puncher: Søren Mexico: Millemissen: tournedos: Millemissen:Let Miss Google Trans read that for you! Coming to an Eurovision song contest near you! In German I would say: European song contest ist mir Wurst. MM EU song contest is a circus, may i present the bearded lady Conchita Wurst - easily the wurst Eurovision song ever, notwithsatnding she had a wurst in her pants!! Translating: Wurst= Salami, only smaller Exactly!!! Now you know what the means when they say "may I taste your Salami"
The Girls means, slipped agin
'she had a wurst in her pants!'
How would you know that
Millemissen: 'she had a wurst in her pants!' How would you know that
Oh, it's amazing what I get to find out!!