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Amusing reviews on Amazon

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Chris Townsend
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Chris Townsend Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2013 12:12 PM

Taken from Stuff magazine:enjoy

DENON AKDL1 DEDICATED LINK CABLE (US$10,000)

8 of the most ridiculous Amazon web reviews we’ve ever seen

"Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it. Apparently Denon forgot how accustomed most of us are to unidirectional time and the general laws of physics. I tried to get used to this effect but hearing songs play before I even realized I was in the mood for them just really screwed up my preconceptions of choice and free will. I'm still having a major existential hangover.

Would not purchase again".

- By Matt Sidor

"After I took delivery of my $500 Denon AKDL1 Cat-5 uber-cable, Al Gore was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.

Yes, I had perfect weather: no flooding, no tornadoes, the exact amount of rain necessary, and he pronounced sea levels exactly right and that they were not going to rise within five miles of my house.

Additionally, my cars began achieving 200 mpg and I didn't even need gasoline. I was able to put three grams of cat litter into the tank and drive forever.

What's more, the atmosphere inside my home became 93% oxygen and virtually no carbon dioxide. In fact, I now exhale oxygen.

One heck of a cable.

Didn't notice any improvement in audio quality though. The $800 Apple iCable is clearly superior".

- By Daniel A. Koblosh


Beosound Stage, Beovision 8-40, Beolit 20, Beosound Explore.

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Orava replied on Sun, Dec 22 2013 1:45 PM

They Do have magic, tough not always on audio...

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that was awesome! another funny one is the Amazon reviews of the 3 Howling Wolf t-shirt. Pure comedy genius!

Ah, you know... A little B&O here, a little there 

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