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Dillen
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Dillen Posted: Sun, Dec 24 2017 11:18 AM

"Dad, there's a man at the door with a moustache, - he's asking for mom"
- "Great sweetie, - tell him she's already got one".

bidstonhall
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Xmas crackers are a great source of jokes, like it 

 

whats the difference between a snow woman and a snow man,,,,,,,,,snowballs 

Puncher
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Puncher replied on Sun, Dec 24 2017 1:24 PM

Santa's favourite karaoke song?

Rehab by Amy Winehouse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They tried to make me go to rehab
I said, Ho, Ho, Ho Stick out tongue

Ban boring signatures!

Jeff
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Jeff replied on Sun, Dec 24 2017 1:49 PM

Like the old song says:

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause,

And the milkman, and the postman, and the...

Jeff

I'm afraid I'm recovering from the BeoVirus. Sad

elephant
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elephant replied on Sun, Dec 24 2017 2:40 PM
And at 1:40am Happppppppy Christmas !

I’ll worry about the bills next year Big Smile

BeoNut since '75

Duels
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Duels replied on Tue, Dec 26 2017 8:16 AM
Puncher:

Santa's favourite karaoke song?

Rehab by Amy Winehouse.

They tried to make me go to rehab I said, Ho, Ho, Ho

Ban boring signatures!

That is funny. I’m gonna use it myself later.
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