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Welcome to the one, the only, pre-Christmas....................Wednesday!©

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Puncher replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:25 PM

jandyt:

This is where I slept in my car that night.  When I woke up, hundreds of tourists were all around my car. I just brushed my teeth, washed my face,ate my Sugar Puffs and boiled up the kettle for a coffee.
No-one batted an eyelid! 

I'll bet they sharp scattered when you did your morning sh1t out of the passenger window!

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vikinger replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:26 PM

jandyt:

Jeff:

vikinger:

 the mandolin  all sorts of illness.

 kitchen appliance?

This reminds me of the time I got sacked from Tesco for putting my manhood in the bacon slicer!

Something wrong with the NHS?

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jandyt replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:28 PM

The bacon slicer?  She got sacked too.

 

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Ahh, I see. I am spending xmas in pietarsaari. Going back to Helsinki in March.

We should have a coffee sometime Big Smile

"You think we can slap some oak on this thing?"

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vikinger replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:28 PM

jandyt:

UKULELE!

EUREKA!

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Jeff replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:29 PM

vikinger:

jandyt:

Jeff:

vikinger:

 the mandolin  all sorts of illness.

 kitchen appliance?

This reminds me of the time I got sacked from Tesco for putting my manhood in the bacon slicer!

Something wrong with the NHS?

Sounds like a dicey sex change operation approach! Surprise

Jeff

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You should have seen my Norwegian, cognac-loving father the first (and last) time he tasted jalo Cool

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Puncher replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:30 PM

jandyt:

The bacon slicer?  She got sacked too.

 

Bugger! I was too late to ruin your 70's joke! (which is still LaughingLaughingLaughing)

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tournedos replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:30 PM

leosgonewild:
Ahh, I see. I am spending xmas in pietarsaari. Going back to Helsinki in March.

 

We should have a coffee sometime Big Smile

I don't spit in the Irish version either!

--mika

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vikinger replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:32 PM

jandyt:

The bacon slicer?  She got sacked too.

 

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Simonbeo replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:32 PM

Puncher:

jandyt:

The bacon slicer?  She got sacked too.

 

Bugger! I was too late to ruin your 70's joke! (which is still LaughingLaughingLaughing)

Pork in cider joke coming up !

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jandyt replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:32 PM

Yes - thumbs upYes - thumbs upYes - thumbs up

BRB  GFYAF

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tournedos replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:32 PM

jandyt:

The bacon slicer?  She got sacked too.

 

Big Smile

--mika

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Puncher replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:33 PM

Simonbeo:

Puncher:

jandyt:

The bacon slicer?  She got sacked too.

 

Bugger! I was too late to ruin your 70's joke! (which is still LaughingLaughingLaughing)

Pork in cider joke coming up !

Boom, boom!

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You have a respectable way of thinking Wink

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tournedos replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:39 PM

Simonbeo:
Pork in cider joke coming up !

I have to admit I haven't heard that!

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Puncher replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:43 PM

tournedos:

Simonbeo:
Pork in cider joke coming up !

I have to admit I haven't heard that!

Don't encourage him!Big Smile

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vikinger replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:46 PM

Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?

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vikinger replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:48 PM

vikinger:

Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?

Or maybe he has to check on the boat grandchildren.

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Puncher replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:48 PM

vikinger:

Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?

Used to, but not sure now!

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jandyt replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:49 PM

vikinger:

Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?

Yep!  Grrrrrr!   
Also I still regularly leave nibbled scrotums on car windows! 

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Puncher replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:49 PM

vikinger:

vikinger:

Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?

Or maybe he has to check on the boat grandchildren.

Rosie & Jim Tulloch?

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tournedos replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:51 PM

jandyt:
Also I still regularly leave nibbled scrotums on car windows! 

Scrotii?

--mika

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Jeff replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:53 PM

Sitting here listening to the Tom Lehrer Christmas song:

On Christmas day you can't be sore,

Your fellow man you must adore,

There's time to rob him all the more,

The other three hundred and sixty four....

Hark the Herald Tribune sings,

Advertising wondrous things.

God rest you merry merchants may you make the yuletide pay,

Angels we have heard on high, tell us to go out and buy

 

I love cynical stuff. After my wife watches about two days of sappy Christmas movies I have to listen to Tom Lehrer and watch the Blackadder Xmas Special as antidotes to the saccharin sweetness of her movies.

Anyway, it's time for me to go run an errand and cook dinner, so best wishes, and a Merry Christmas to you all!

Jeff

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Puncher replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:55 PM

jandyt:

vikinger:

Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?

Yep!  Grrrrrr!   
Also I still regularly leave nibbled scrotums on car windows! 

Hannibal Tulloch?

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vikinger replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:55 PM

Merry Christmas Jeff!

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jandyt replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:56 PM

Take care Jeff!  Nice to make your acquaintance 
Have a Merry Christmas 

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Time for a xmas ritual: Home Alone Big Smile

You all have a good one!

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vikinger replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 10:59 PM

GNite Leo!

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jandyt replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 11:00 PM

Did you hear about the Americanmanland tourist who went on a scuba diving boat in Ireland?
He noticed that all the divers sat on the edge of the boat and fell backwards into the water.
He said to Paddy  "Why do they fall backwards into the water?"
Paddy stoked his chin, thought for a moment then  said

.

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"Well if they fall forward, they're still in the boat" 

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Puncher replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 11:00 PM

vikinger:

Merry Christmas Jeff!

Merry Christmas Jeff - great to see you here and pleased to see you slot right in!

Watch out for the next thred, most probably next week building up to the Christmas Draw!

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Simonbeo replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 11:00 PM

vikinger:

GNite Leo!

Beoworld meets the Waltons !?

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vikinger replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 11:01 PM

Puncher, how do you spell Christmas? Time to edit your first post heading!

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Puncher replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 11:01 PM

See ya Leo - you seems to be made of the right stuff!Wink

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tournedos replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 11:02 PM

Seems like the familiar 1 am (EET) flight has begun Big Smile

Good night to everybody who has left, I'll start the countdown myself.

--mika

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Puncher replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 11:03 PM

jandyt:

Did you hear about the Americanmanland tourist who went on a scuba diving boat in Ireland?
He noticed that all the divers sat on the edge of the boat and fell backwards into the water.
He said to Paddy  "Why do they fall backwards into the water?"
Paddy stoked his chin, thought for a moment then  said

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.

"Well if they fall forward, they're still in the boat" 

Laughing Catchphrase - say what you see!

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jandyt replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 11:03 PM

vikinger:

Puncher, how do you spell Christmas? Time to edit your first post heading!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!  190 posts in, someone notices!

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tournedos replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 11:04 PM

jandyt:
"Well if they fall forward, they're still in the boat" 

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jandyt replied on Wed, Dec 23 2015 11:06 PM

Have people stopped WWHHHOOOOSSSSSHHHHHing??

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Jeff:

I love cynical stuff. After my wife watches about two days of sappy Christmas movies I have to listen to Tom Lehrer and watch the Blackadder Xmas Special as antidotes to the saccharin sweetness of her movies.

I don't mind something like Smoke (and it's documentary addition Blue in the Face). But I prefer the original Xmas story with its subtle sense of humour like: the (out)numbered and counted is the real guy who counts or: The rough shepherds as messengers of peace to everyone of God's grace and not the emperor's or: A descendant of a king of war as the king of peace ... But that may be insider stuff still awaiting a good sermon.

Have a good celebration the next few days. CUL8ter

A whooshing ...

Peter the biker

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