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jandyt: This is where I slept in my car that night. When I woke up, hundreds of tourists were all around my car. I just brushed my teeth, washed my face,ate my Sugar Puffs and boiled up the kettle for a coffee.No-one batted an eyelid!
This is where I slept in my car that night. When I woke up, hundreds of tourists were all around my car. I just brushed my teeth, washed my face,ate my Sugar Puffs and boiled up the kettle for a coffee.No-one batted an eyelid!
I'll bet they sharp scattered when you did your morning sh1t out of the passenger window!
Ban boring signatures!
jandyt: Jeff: vikinger: the mandolin all sorts of illness. kitchen appliance? This reminds me of the time I got sacked from Tesco for putting my manhood in the bacon slicer!
Jeff: vikinger: the mandolin all sorts of illness. kitchen appliance?
vikinger: the mandolin all sorts of illness.
the mandolin all sorts of illness.
kitchen appliance?
This reminds me of the time I got sacked from Tesco for putting my manhood in the bacon slicer!
Something wrong with the NHS?
The bacon slicer? She got sacked too.
"You think we can slap some oak on this thing?"
jandyt: UKULELE!
UKULELE!
EUREKA!
vikinger: jandyt: Jeff: vikinger: the mandolin all sorts of illness. kitchen appliance? This reminds me of the time I got sacked from Tesco for putting my manhood in the bacon slicer! Something wrong with the NHS?
Sounds like a dicey sex change operation approach!
Jeff
I'm afraid I'm recovering from the BeoVirus.
jandyt: The bacon slicer? She got sacked too.
Bugger! I was too late to ruin your 70's joke! (which is still )
leosgonewild:Ahh, I see. I am spending xmas in pietarsaari. Going back to Helsinki in March. We should have a coffee sometime
We should have a coffee sometime
I don't spit in the Irish version either!
--mika
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Puncher: jandyt: The bacon slicer? She got sacked too. Bugger! I was too late to ruin your 70's joke! (which is still )
Pork in cider joke coming up !
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Simonbeo: Puncher: jandyt: The bacon slicer? She got sacked too. Bugger! I was too late to ruin your 70's joke! (which is still ) Pork in cider joke coming up !
Boom, boom!
Simonbeo:Pork in cider joke coming up !
I have to admit I haven't heard that!
tournedos: Simonbeo:Pork in cider joke coming up ! I have to admit I haven't heard that!
Don't encourage him!
Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?
vikinger: Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?
Or maybe he has to check on the boat grandchildren.
Used to, but not sure now!
Yep! Grrrrrr! Also I still regularly leave nibbled scrotums on car windows!
vikinger: vikinger: Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening? Or maybe he has to check on the boat grandchildren.
Rosie & Jim Tulloch?
jandyt:Also I still regularly leave nibbled scrotums on car windows!
Scrotii?
Sitting here listening to the Tom Lehrer Christmas song:
On Christmas day you can't be sore,
Your fellow man you must adore,
There's time to rob him all the more,
The other three hundred and sixty four....
Hark the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest you merry merchants may you make the yuletide pay,
Angels we have heard on high, tell us to go out and buy
I love cynical stuff. After my wife watches about two days of sappy Christmas movies I have to listen to Tom Lehrer and watch the Blackadder Xmas Special as antidotes to the saccharin sweetness of her movies.
Anyway, it's time for me to go run an errand and cook dinner, so best wishes, and a Merry Christmas to you all!
jandyt: vikinger: Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening? Yep! Grrrrrr! Also I still regularly leave nibbled scrotums on car windows!
Hannibal Tulloch?
Merry Christmas Jeff!
Take care Jeff! Nice to make your acquaintance Have a Merry Christmas
GNite Leo!
Did you hear about the Americanmanland tourist who went on a scuba diving boat in Ireland?He noticed that all the divers sat on the edge of the boat and fell backwards into the water.He said to Paddy "Why do they fall backwards into the water?"Paddy stoked his chin, thought for a moment then said
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"Well if they fall forward, they're still in the boat"
vikinger: Merry Christmas Jeff!
Merry Christmas Jeff - great to see you here and pleased to see you slot right in!
Watch out for the next thred, most probably next week building up to the Christmas Draw!
vikinger: GNite Leo!
Beoworld meets the Waltons !?
Puncher, how do you spell Christmas? Time to edit your first post heading!
See ya Leo - you seems to be made of the right stuff!
Seems like the familiar 1 am (EET) flight has begun
Good night to everybody who has left, I'll start the countdown myself.
jandyt: Did you hear about the Americanmanland tourist who went on a scuba diving boat in Ireland?He noticed that all the divers sat on the edge of the boat and fell backwards into the water.He said to Paddy "Why do they fall backwards into the water?"Paddy stoked his chin, thought for a moment then said . . "Well if they fall forward, they're still in the boat"
Catchphrase - say what you see!
vikinger: Puncher, how do you spell Christmas? Time to edit your first post heading!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! 190 posts in, someone notices!
jandyt:"Well if they fall forward, they're still in the boat"
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Have people stopped WWHHHOOOOSSSSSHHHHHing??
Jeff: I love cynical stuff. After my wife watches about two days of sappy Christmas movies I have to listen to Tom Lehrer and watch the Blackadder Xmas Special as antidotes to the saccharin sweetness of her movies.
I don't mind something like Smoke (and it's documentary addition Blue in the Face). But I prefer the original Xmas story with its subtle sense of humour like: the (out)numbered and counted is the real guy who counts or: The rough shepherds as messengers of peace to everyone of God's grace and not the emperor's or: A descendant of a king of war as the king of peace ... But that may be insider stuff still awaiting a good sermon.
Have a good celebration the next few days. CUL8ter
A whooshing ...